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Be forewarned: 'Premonition' is laughably bad
BY TIM MILLER
ENTERTAINMENT EDITOR
I had a premonition about Premonition. Something told me it was going to be awful. And it was.
Eerie.
OK, truth be told, it wasnt some sixth sense that tipped me off, but the movies trailer. From watching it, I knew it starred Sandra Bullock as a woman who thinks her husband has been killed in an accident, but when she wakes up later hes still around and kicking. Then she keeps getting jerked around, back and forth - hes dead, hes alive, hes dead. Meanwhile, she discovers that he was probably cheating on her. So, even if she can ultimately save him, should she?
It seemed like a dumb premise, with little chance of a satisfying conclusion - and, sure enough, the film lives up, or down, to its potential. In fact, its even worse than I imagined, thanks to a climax so mind-numbingly bad it will leave you slack-jawed. (Well, to be honest, it had me laughing out loud - though thats not the intended effect, either.)
Bullock plays Linda Hanson, who lives in a comfy suburban home with hard-working hubby Jim (Julian McMahon) and their two young daughters. One day Linda answers the door to find a police officer on the doorstep with some bad news: Jim has been killed in a car accident.
Linda, naturally, is stunned and heartbroken. She breaks the bad news to the kids. Her mother (Kate Nelligan) comes over to help out. Linda finally goes to bed.
And when she wakes up, moms gone and theres a noise downstairs. She slowly descends the stairs, walks into the kitchen and ... theres Jim and the kids, acting as if nothing has happened!
What the heck?
What follows is kind of like Groundhog Day, only without Bill Murray, a groundhog or any (intentional) laughs. Of course, Premonition isnt intended as a comedy; it seems to be trying to be a supernatural thriller, with a bittersweet love story on the order of Ghost thrown in. Oh, and its also a message movie, with a priest telling Linda that Every day were alive can be a miracle and Its never too late to realize whats important in your life (and) to fight for it.
Thanks for the tips. Next time, though, could we get them in a better movie?
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Tim Miller is the Times' entertainment editor. He can be reached at 508-862-1140 or tmiller@capecodonline.com
RATING SCALE: Four stars (best) to bomb (worst)
RATING: R (for some sexuality/nudity)
RUNNING TIME: 137 minutes
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